Unlocking the iPhone is like having Sex with a Supermodel
I found a very funny post at RoughlyDrafted Forums that i have to share with you.
lightstab wrote:
While browsing the various internet boards, I suddenly had a epiphany as to why the iPhone unlockers were feeling cheated, although the iPhone terms of service specifically stated that screwing around with the software would violate their warranty.
Imagine your hottest supermodel/actress fantasy. Now imagine receiving a letter in the mail from Publisher’s Clearinghouse or some such institution, promising you a date with the supermodel/actress of your dreams. Imagine you received this notice, let’s say, in January of this year. The date is set to take place in, you guessed it, late June. Although no promise of sex has been made (in fact, the fine print specifically states that this will not and can not happen) you eagerly anticipate the date for six months, nervously counting down the days until you see her.
The date arrives and it’s better than you ever imagined. Not only is your dream date not watching the clock, but she’s engaging you in interesting, sexually charged banter. What’s more, she actually finds you attractive and takes you back to her place for a binge of drink and make out, losing herself in the moment. Moments before you are to initiate the deed, she shrinks back from you, quickly reminding you of the no sex clause clearly outlined in the contract that you signed six months ago. While she’s willing to allow you to violate the contract, she warns you that her last boyfriend (George Clooney) had a very dangerous STD. You say to hell with the contract and… well, you can imagine the rest.
You wake up the next morning and there’s a curious red blotch down in your nether regions. You call Publisher’s Clearinghouse in a rage, accusing them of purposely contributing to an environment that led to you contracting this sexually transmitted disease. The customer service rep, let’s call him Steve, tells you that the terms of your contract specifically stated that there could be no sex on the date. “But it was Salma Hayek/Angelina Jolie/Halle Berry!” you scream. “How could anyone realistically expect me to refuse sex with the most beautiful woman on the planet!”
“Sorry,” Steve says, “Maybe you’d be better off dating a Zune.”
Popularity: 6%
and yet, it’s still your fault for sleeping with her and catching the STD :-p
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